Boob Inspector

Official credentials. Zero apologies. Someone has to do it. Might as well be you.

Whether your friends nominated you, you nominated yourself, or you just finally got the title you always deserved — this shirt makes it official. Wear it to the date, the grocery store, or anywhere else that needs a certified professional on duty.

Why you'll love it:

• 100% heavyweight cotton — soft, thick, holds its shape wash after wash
• Unisex fit, runs true to size — order your normal size
• Tear-away label, no irritation against your skin
• Vibrant print that won't crack or fade after washing

Shipping: Free shipping on all US orders. Delivered in 4-8 business days. Printed and shipped directly to your door — no handling required on your end.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean